I know that I promised to leave a place to muse for a while...I will. I just saw these breaking headlines and thought that I would include them here.
Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit to Wife's Vagina "Rumsfeld: 'I am proud to report that my wife met and exceeded the operational standards set by the U.S. military for readiness in a two-front war.'"
U.S. Intelligence: Nukehavistan May Have Nuclear Weapons "It is believed that over 90 percent of Nukehavistan's 17 million citizens work in the power-plant industry."
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory "In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about gravity."
For more headlines like, Bush Does 360 On Abortion Stance, visit The Onion
8 comments:
good luck on your gre studying -> remember to work hard on the first 10 problems, they count more for your score than the last 20 problems (of a 30 prob section) combined.
i know you'll be back to read this. you can't help it.
your right...and so soon. I'm leaving now.
I don't know if I can go on without your posts. What say you forget the GREs and post regularly for little ole me?
I sent you an email about my sister moving to the cities and needing help finding a place to live. Hope you got it.
I wouldn't mind forgetting the GRE. That might be my problem.
got your message and have already taken action...
I think I just got spammed...I'll leave the comment here to honor my first blog spam.
get back to studying.
i dont' think it was a spam. i read his blog too for awhile.
Please, please, please come back. My life seems purposeless without your prose.
Not to worry - the next addition is out. It some real journalistic gems, including "Harlem Globetrotters Keep Basketball Just Out Of Reach Of Make-A-Wish Kid".
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